Me: I have to go to the bank on Mt. Hope and deposit a check.
Her: Stop at the deli on your way home and get us a tuna fish sub for lunch.
Me: Well, actually, I had a secret mission in mind after going to the bank, but if you come with me, you could pick out your Valentine flowers.
She: I had rather have a tuna fish sub.
Me: In addition to or instead of?
Her: Instead of.
Me: Well, OK.
Now it is hard to top a tuna fish sub for Valentine's Day, but I did get a piece of tiramisu before the night was over. Now that will blow your chakras.