Watch the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2XgR10u_Mk
10. Sarah Palin climbs on a big rock in her back yard to get a better view of Russia, and when it rolls over discovers a new oil field that has more oil than Saudi Arabia.
9. Michelle confesses that her secret wish is to start a madrassa in the White House and teach Wahhabism to black kids from the D. C. ghetto.
8. Barack acknowledges that a spell has been cast on him such that if he even glances at a full moon, he will turn into Dick Cheney and look like Alan Greenspan.
7. The Pope puts Sarah on the fast track to become a saint.
6. Bill Gates and Warren Buffet agree to pay off the national debt if Sarah Palin with go with them on a 10 day moose hunt in Alaska with only a very small tent to sleep in while Todd stays home with the kids.
5. Michelle admits that she slept with Bill Clinton to get him to campaign for Barack.
4. Obama admits that McCain has found him out and confesses to being a terrorist, a socialist, and a Muslim cousin of Saddam Hussein, from whom he got his middle name.
3. An angel appears on Mt. Sinai with irrefutable proof that McCain was born of a virgin.
2. Osama bin Laden helicopters into the middle of a rally in Ohio and personally surrenders to McCain.
1. President George W. Bush endorses Obama.
6. Bill Gates and Warren Buffet agree to pay off the national debt if Sarah Palin with go with them on a 10 day moose hunt in Alaska with only a very small tent to sleep in while Todd stays home with the kids.
5. Michelle admits that she slept with Bill Clinton to get him to campaign for Barack.
4. Obama admits that McCain has found him out and confesses to being a terrorist, a socialist, and a Muslim cousin of Saddam Hussein, from whom he got his middle name.
3. An angel appears on Mt. Sinai with irrefutable proof that McCain was born of a virgin.
2. Osama bin Laden helicopters into the middle of a rally in Ohio and personally surrenders to McCain.
1. President George W. Bush endorses Obama.
