Did it ever occur to you how funny the act of eating is? Just think of it. You sit down at a table and push stuff into a hole in your head that opens on a hinge. In a few hours you repeat the process. Angels must get a big kick out of watching.
At this time I will not deal with the the other end of the story, but it is hilarious.
We are so fortunate in this country to have three all-news networks. There is Wolf Blitzer with "The Most Conceited Political Team on Television," Campbell Brown with "Mostly Bias, Lotta Bull," Lou (Keep Demagoguery Alive) Dobbs, and Larry (Hit Them with Powder Puff Questions) King -- all on CNN. Next we have MSNBC as "The Place for Democratic Politics." Finally, we have Fox Network with its "Unfair and Unbalanced" approach -- so far right, its wrong. They all love controversy, prefer heat to light, and have hours to fill, and not all the fillers are edifying.